George Osbourne did so many U-turns he made himself sick. That’s a great change from making everybody else sick. Keep up the good work Gideon.   Q. Why has Gideon backtracked on police cuts as well as tax credits? A. Because one good U-turn deserves another.   Q. What will Gideon be eating for Christmas […]

Shock news has leaked out today, that the Tories were considering replacing Prime Minister Dave Comedian, with a Parrot for todays PMQs. A spokesman for the parrot said, it was a non-starter, as Gideon the Parrot has quite an intellectual reputation to maintain, and Gideon feels that standing in for Dave would be a retrograde step. A […]