Gideon’s autumn statement gag page

George Osbourne did so many U-turns he made himself sick. That’s a great change from making everybody else sick. Keep up the good work Gideon.


Q. Why has Gideon backtracked on police cuts as well as tax credits?

A. Because one good U-turn deserves another.


Q. What will Gideon be eating for Christmas dinner this year?

A. Humble pie.